“...the new movie will star Jeff Anderson and Brian O’Halloran once again, with Anderson apparently having been the big holdout.”

An insanely catchy song...

You sound like the kind of dude who’s takin’ it easy for all us sinners...

You are fucking stupid.

Yeah, but at least you can look at your starting lineup and see Trevor Story, Nolan Arenado, etc. Check out the lineup Detroit was running out there on a daily basis. It’s...it’s not good...

But still better than Bee Movie...

So you’re telling me that John Henry wasn’t a steel drivin’ man?

This is the worst haiku I’ve ever read...

Plus, the film and television industry is heavily unionized anyway. I’m sure some producers are pissed off about the animators organizing, but they’re probably in the minority.

Cue Twitter post by me expressing shock that Vin Diesel is literate...

The bigger story everyone’s ignoring: the fact that a grown man goes by the name “Stevie”...

You think being the manager of the Phillies is “out of the limelight”?

This is starting to feel like Groundhog Day. Except instead of waking up in a quaint bed and breakfast to “I Got You Babe,” I keep waking up in my shitty apartment to horses dying while taking part in a sport that should have been Old Yellered a long time ago...

That’s what you get when the team you preside over only wins an average of 94 games per season...

Tony Phillips was the best at wasting pitches. If he had two strikes on him, he could waste almost any outside pitch. He’d just keeping shooting them into the stands until he got the pitch he wanted...

“What?”

Is this Tommy “Wommy” O’Meara?

J.J. Abrams’ finest writing...

And the remaining half are not mathematicians!

Hell, I’m pretty sure Walter Cronkite was rocking the same outfit in the early 90s...