His references are definitely up to date, I’ll give him that much...

What is this new evidence?

Unless NYU gave her tenure, adjunct is more accurate...

I’m pretty sure every Live song starts with the lyric “the way you’re bathed in light.” They were all kinds of awful...

Nah, they’re critical darlings. If anything, they’re closer to being overrated than underrated...

Get the fuck outta here!

Oooh, it’s like the fountain show at the Bellagio!

He was pretty good as Artie’s son on The Larry Sanders Show, but that’s about it...

It wasn’t the n-word; it was the f-word.

If it’s anything like his “Gronk if you’re horny!” bumper stickers, I’m in!

Or at least 8-10 seasons of The Simpsons...

“...Reed and Matt Thompson’s old, and best, Adult Swim show, Frisky Dingo.”

Whoa, whoa, whoa! No need to have sex with a firearm, bub!

I’ve been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I’m out there busting my buns every night! Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

People, I mean, who’s relocating, what for?

Tiffany’s laughin’, bub! She’s being buried with Money ala Smithers and Mr. Burns...

Well, maybe you shouldn’t have stopped for that last haircut...

The kissing disease?

Altered Beast? God tier?