Those birds are mounting each other, right? If so, that makes this photo even creepier — if that’s even humanly possible...

That horse should be ashamed of himself!

What?

I’m going to reserve judgment until I see his “broken ladder” policy...

What about “El Blanco”?

Very informative, but whoever formatted that website should be shot in the head...

I heard Brown wanted out because Gruden lost his “Busy Bee”...

“...22 year old shithead MPP...”

...and erect.

***theme from Monty Python’s Flying Circus starts playing***

This is why I spend most of my waking hours down in the basement, hiding behind the furnace...

Richard Wagner, the anti-Semitic German composer, wrote for Deadspin?!?!?

Ronnie Tump’s running for office? Shit, man...he’s a good egg. Drove a sweet ass Trans-Am throughout much of high school...

I love the “come see me” part. It’s the least threatening way to start a fight I’ve ever seen...

By gar, I can’t remember the last time I screamed at my meat station!

Mine is “Mobin couldn’t hack it,” but “One of paper = four of coin” is a close second...

A cat went missing in my neighborhood a few years ago. Its owners put up flyers featuring a photo of this big white fluffy cat, the type you see at cat shows or in old toilet paper ads. The cat’s name?

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Amiright’s not here, man!

That ain’t mayonnaise...