God’s grace?

I just hope his son that sells Hawaiian shirts is alright...

It’s gotta be the Lions...

I hate to admit this, but I was hoping your story was going to end with the “Free JoePa” guy getting beaten to death by you and your co-workers in front of Ditka’s dais...

NO! JUST CLUTCHES!

He also shouldn’t be anywhere near the Hall of Fame...

That squirrel’s no idiot! He’s a Rhodes Scholar for Christ’s sake!

The way Frank Reynolds pronounces it...

“Video unavailable. The uploader has not made this video available in your country.”

Not with that attitude...

That’s not even the worst of it. Get this --- Sisco plays for the Baltimore Orioles!

What’s a “book”?

“and there are ‘perks’ that come with it.”

Well, those shades suggest that he’s definitely the coolest player in 1988...

Plus, Dante Bichette looked weird...

Or what if he tore his ACL in a country where people who tear their ACLs are executed by firing squad?

Or your closest river...

“Whom amongst us commentariat, should be elevated to writing a “Letter from the readers” to Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment.” 

It made Van Halen’s video for “Hot for Teacher” look like a Bob Fosse production...

How can you support that man after he tried to kill the Queen?!?!?!