They need to post a video that emphasizes that the ball was near his goddamn left foot when he hit it...

This Murray guy keeps sounding better and better...

What are Murray’s digits, yo!

I’m pretty sure the Irish dudes in that bar have punched someone over Lord Palmerston as well...

Correction: Frank O’Stallone...

His name is Terry, and his ‘81 Trans Am is the sweetest in five counties...

Andy’s got bigger fish to fry: he thinks a 3-6 record is a sign of “mediocrity”...

“Instead, this is yet another brutal turn for Cousins, who has suffered a torn Achilles tendon, a torn quadriceps muscle, and now a torn ACL in the past 19 months.” 

I know they didn’t lose four in a row, but will the 1990s Atlanta Braves suffice?

Mr Bungle is a tough one because every album is completely different and every album is amazing...

Honestly, you can’t really go wrong with Paranoid, Master of Reality, Vol. 4, or Sabbath Bloody Sabbath...

Although Piece of Mind and Powerslave are just as good...

Iron Maiden’s The Number of the Beast...

Ahead of Vulgar Display of Power?

No, they peaked with Siamese Dream...

Joe Maddon killed Jeffrey Epstein!

Yes, I saw both of them in Blindingly Stupid Call, Missouri, back in the late summer of ‘93...

I’ll stop doing it when Denny’s stops doing it!

As a Canadian, I feel obligated to mention the Caesar.

Is a story about masturbating on the subway on the menu?