That’s a still from Sophie’s Choice, right?

This is the worst thing I’ve ever read...

Buddha too. No one can say that he doesn’t have an instantly recognizable brand...

You don’t lead a team to a .500 record — year in, year out — without using at least a little bit of hate speech. I mean, how else are you expected to motivate your players?

I’m still not convinced that 70s pop/rock act Pablo Cruise wasn’t somehow involved in the Zodiac killings...

NO! GIANT PICKLE ONLY!!!!!

He totally wiffed during the last supper too. Light a match, Jesus!

You are...quite good at...turning...me...on....

You’ve got too much invested in this. You’re not looking at this with a clear mind. You’re off the case, Pang!

Got caught by the Romans. I mean, what a ding-a-ling!

Judging by his performance in both, I’d guess he responded to this question while Warren was murdering him on live TV...

I think this disqualifies him more than any other stupid thing he’s said...

Does this mean that Little Danson Man has been shelved?

I don’t care that he’s going to stop directing films. I just hope he doesn’t give up acting...

That is crazy. Must’ve been a lot of first pitch hits/home runs...

I have Alvarez, Correa, and Altuve on my roto league team. Yesterday at around dinner time I checked my stats to see how the dudes who were playing in afternoon games were doing. At 6 pm — before the Astros game started — my entire team was batting .333 and had 0 runs, 0 home runs, and 2 RBIs. A couple friends then…

“...against his alleged madame, English socialite Ghislaine Maxwell.”

And that’s why Hot Zod’s Custom Autos is one of the finest auto body shops around...

I should point out that Freddy Galvis has been a wonderful addition to the Jays this year. He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with Brandon Drury...

Please tell me that your He-Man/She-Ra themed wedding will be referred to as “From Here to Eternia” on the invitations...