That’s our SVJim! Always confusing myelin with myosin!

Oh doctor! Deadspin’s greatest contribution to humanity is upon us!

As luck would have it, that makes you imminently qualified to be the GM of the Oilers!

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To be honest, I actually missed the “Sabometrics” part when I first read it. 

Otherwise known as the Chris Sabo Effect...

“Death threats are sometimes said in a moment of anger especially when there’s an emotional situation of divorce and you’re seeing your family go down the drain”

How did his tiny arms fit around both Hall and Oates?

My grandfather died of a heart attack. Why should I be okay with Ann and Nancy Wilson living here?!?!

I just came here to murder him...

“I think the invasion of Afghanistan is groovy, man!”

Wesley Willis is headbutting his grave...

Is it a bad sign that the Rangers just signed a winger named Vaclav Polonium to play alongside Panarin?

Brett Gardner has a head like a fucking orange...

Those kids make me sick, what with their generosity, warmth, and refusal to start a race war...

Yeah, but other than those 10 people, how many people actually vouched for Eckersley?!?!

Price thinks he’s a big shot now that he’s won his first playoff game after 136 attempts... 

He’s not the carefree trickster we want, but he is the carefree trickster we need...

Monton’s comment above me summarizes it quite nicely. Canadians love hearing Americans say we’re progressive because it allows us to ignore our own fairly terrible policies.

Indigenous folks would argue that ALL of Canada is intolerant. And they’d be right...