Just like Stan Sitwell’s balls...

That orgy would look like an upscale version of the one Frank and Dennis attend in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia...

And that, folks, is how you build a .295 career on-base percentage...

This made me laugh more than it had any right to...

This article reads like a script for the next Christopher Guest movie...

His prime years. For shame, Roth. For shame...

Not even Lee Iacocca...

The same way he drums......shittily.

In keeping with the Spinal Tap thread above, “On the bass, Derek Smalls. He wrote this.”

Like Joe “Mama” Besser, she “couldn’t take this 4/4 shit”...

It’s going to be a pleasure to watch him get suspended from a Western Conference playoff series...

Yeah, but his first name is very close to the name of the dude from The Dukes of Hazzard, so it all kinda evens out...

And the Irish...

I don’t think I’d ever want to go inside a Twitter history shed...

Or: I’ve been in a coma for 9 years...

Is this something a “herb” would do?

The man never listened to Ride the Lightning in his life!

This is one of the most embarrassing Great Job Internets I’ve ever seen posted on this website, which is saying something...

Yeah, but Ivanka has a doctorate in nucular chemistry...