Mr. Marbles?!?!

Your comment about Mad About You being a vastly superior show is funnier than the entire run of Mad About You...

That’s the best part of the episode, right there...

Ain’t gonna fly. Too close to Lou Gossett Jr....

I hope he shoots videos of himself dunking on his three year old son in his underground bunker...

The time comes when every man must decide whether he should continue playing the game he loves or devote more time and attention to an insidious cult...

The only scrabble show worth watching is Uposcrabblenyk...

Because she’s worried he might rape her before the freedom rocket is launched...

It’s summer. No one should even be thinking about soup right now...

I think that would violate the morality clause in his contract...

Maile is such an oddity. He’s a big fucking dude with no power whatsoever. I would guess that 95% of his hits the past two seasons have been bloop singles to left-centre...

They might as well have kept him as a catcher too. His OPS is better than both Jansen’s and Maile’s...

It’s also worth noting that orioles don’t wear hats, ducks don’t wear goalie masks, pelicans don’t carry basketballs in their mouths, and penguins don’t wear any type of hockey equipment.

You’re trash, and the 32 people who starred you are trash too...

At least they were smart enough to go with vertical stripes...

He looks like someone just brained him with a ball-peen hammer...

She needs to take a page from the book of Trump and shoot someone in the middle of Times Square...

Man, I wish we weren’t so boring...

What?

Or immigrants...