“... But I’m not sure ‘scoring three runs through five innings’ is worth the victory lap...” 

FYI: the freezing point of water is 32 F...

“...inefficient frameworks of the past...”

And yet, when Bonds and Bonilla played for the Pirates, Bonilla still wasn’t the biggest asshole on the team...

Yeah, Robinson was a top 5 all-time defenceman...

Bob Prob-air?

It took me 4 years to figure out what the fuck people mean when they use the phrase “on accident,” and now this!

At least Machado is a top-flight defender. Harper? Not so much...

He’s never been great, but he’s pretty much always been good. He’s the Craig Biggio of comedy...

Now Marchand can go back to being the lead singer of Dexys Midnight Runners...

As Iron Maiden once noted, “only the good die young/only evil seems to live forever”...

The cover art for Working On A Dream is amazingly awful...

That’s a nice story...

I was expecting Brett Butler to throw it into the stands...

I’m astonished that this is the first Thai-related pun to be made in the comments section. Surely, someone could have come up with a pad Thai/padding a lead joke sooner...

Or a pizza delivery guy called “The Eagle”...

To a lefty no less...

Nuno Bettencourt’s guitar looks like it was made out of every belt buckle Glen Campbell ever owned...

Blue Jays fans from back in the day will remember this, but other baseball fans might not: after being booed for making a particularly costly error in left field during a game in 1988, Bell told a reporter that the fans could “kiss his purple ass”...

You’re just begging for a Simpsons reference with that comment...