Do you guys ever find a valuable or semi-valuable rookie card in any of these packs? I’ve watched a few of these videos and I don’t recall ever seeing that happen.

Fuck.

Poached eggs in the first round is madness. I’ve got nothing against them, but there are several other different types of eggs —- fried (over easy or sunny side up), scrambled, soft boiled, etc —- that are so much better.

Season 7 doesn’t fuck...

When did he stop?

Yeah, he’s one of these guys who looked 50 when he was 27...

Ian McShane is the only actor in Deadwood who doesn’t look to have aged very much in the past 13 years...

The story line involving the new gypsy (their word, not mine) dancer who joins the troupe is completely fucking pointless. Maybe season 4 would have clarified things somewhat, but Milch didn’t give us a good reason to really care about the drama taking place inside the troupe.

I believe this is the first sentence from Charles Bukowski’s last novel...

Ah, thanks. I’m only a casual Splinter reader, so the reference went right over my head until now.

As a Blue Jays fan, I am definitely aware of what happens when a ball hits an unoccupied seat...

I’ve seen a few people make this comment in recent days. What does it mean?

Strangely enough, Cracked.com broke the news that he was partially gay...

The crazy thing about the one I witnessed is that I was sitting on the third base side of the field, about 20 feet beyond third base itself. It was so unexpected because most right handed batters can’t possibly pull a ball into the stands where we were sitting. I kicked myself for not PVRing the game because I really…

I’ve found it strange to see sincere expressions of empathy since, oh, about 2016...

Dean Palmer. Now that’s a “guy” worth talkin’ about...

I was sitting field level at a Blue Jays game a few years back when a line drive foul ball hit by Edwin Encarnacion rocketed into the seats about 10 feet to the right of me. It was easily the most terrified I’ve ever been at a sporting event, and that ball didn’t even come close to hitting me. It zipped right in…

She has a type...

Thank you for drawing attention to this scourge. I teach at the university level, and I see students make this mistake all the time. It drives me bonkers...

Put down your phone and go to sleep. This world ain’t made for you...