He looks like a psychopath in the picture at the top of this article...

Which one of these guys is Luke’s father?

“Iron” Mike Sharpe.

I’ve been called “fat” before and it hurts, no doubt about it. However, I once had a 10 year old kid (the son of one of my best friends) call me a “pig.” I was 40 years old at the time and it was easily one of the most humiliating weight-based insults I’ve ever endured...

Please tell me that ESPN The Magazine: The Movie: The Ride is still up and running...

Big fan of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, is he?

Or show them his ass more often...

“As a Bruins fan who was at Game 6 in 2013, I take mild umbrage at “Chicago knew how to win” line.”

Or, like the actor who played Ricky Vaughn, 4000 prostitutes...

What?

Well, let me put it this way: back in the pre-Kinja days, Mohd Taufiq Terrorist once posted a link to a bestiality site in the comments section of the AV Club. His brain works funny is what I’m saying...

Kirino Sucks = Mohd Taufiq Terrorist (or whatever the fuck his name is).

I think it’s obvious that that’s exactly what he was referring to... 

In theory, I wish I could bang your parents...

Yeaaaaaaaah, that’s what I came to see...

This is the second Mitchell & Webb reference I’ve seen here in the past two days. Yesterday, some dude posted the emblem of the Brazilian police force in a thread about some MMA fighter who got run over by a cab driver. The emblem featured a skull, so you can guess what M&W reference was used... 

Was he or she also wearing Cooperalls?

What do the two Ronnies have to say about all this?

He was simply telling his friend, Fun, that he was looking for his other friend, Carefree...

My theory is that everyone thinks he’s Bob Dylan’s wayward kid, so they cut him a break every time he murders a teenager and beats/threatens the women in his life...