“I think...she may be...hurt.”

That’s a given...

Gary’s intensity’s for shit...

We’re all dummies, Kirk...

Maybe we’ll answer your stupid question when you figure out how to use punctuation...

Edgar Allan Poe...

I’m pretty sure Steve Miller ranks higher than Leto...

My sources on the inside tell me that it’s actually Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony...

This could be the tweet that finally takes the Magary administration down...

The Joker doesn’t look nearly crazy as Rupert Pupkin does when he points to the ceiling and asks “Is that cork?” while waiting for Jerry Lewis’ character to emerge from a network meeting... 

Let’s not forget that Yogi Berra’s son, Dale, was a prominent figure in this scandal.

It’s hard to describe Snuff Box to people who haven’t seen it, but I usually tell people that it’s a sketch comedy show that’s heavily defined by dream logic...

I knew Joe Morgan was a woman!

“That electric guitar kept on clanging. Are electric guitars usually so... electric?”

Yeah, but he did wrestle as the Penultimate Warrior for about two months back in the late 80s...

The dude who plays Siddiq couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag. It didn’t help that his little speech was dreadfully written, but his acting skills certainly didn’t lift the material any... 

So to speak...

We are all E. Buzz Miller...

I gave you a star because I both agree with your take on Liberty University and because you used “per se” rather than “per say”...

One thing I like doing when I go to ball games is point out people wearing jerseys of players who started out hot and then quickly fell into mediocrity. The last time I saw the Orioles play the Blue Jays, I took note of an O’s fan who was wearing a Gibbons jersey...