OLIVIA’S OFF THE YACHT, YO! OLIVIA’S OFF THE YACHT!

(I don’t know why I find that funny...)

I wish the media would pay greater attention to the fact that the Jackson family were Jehovah’s Witnesses. After all, the JWs are a twisted, patriarchal cult that has a history of covering up child abuse. I think it would be illuminating to see the Jackson family’s sordid past discussed within that particular…

Well, if she does lose access to his money, she can at least rest assured knowing that her partner was easily the best serial killer to ever play for the Patriots...

5. His name is Shane.

Fucker should’ve let Uncle Ned drink vanilla extract in peace!

It’s almost like he doesn’t even want to go to college...

That is straight up terrifying...

Hey, the University of San Diego’s got a great welding program!

Take it somewhere else Potato Pete!

Imagine her screaming out “Perkins!” the same way she screams out “Curtis!” in Maximum Overdrive...

Not with that attitude...

To be fair, Life Is Short was a Gervais-Merchant project and it was pretty bad.

[FARTS WHILE WATCHING A COUPLE DO IT IN A CAR]

Pfft. Whatever...

Wait until next season when our fearless heroes cross paths with, you guessed it, the whispering garbage people...

Otherwise known as the Hole at the Church of Scientology’s gold base...

Candy got typecast a bit in his movie roles. SCTV is where you see just how versatile a performer he really is...

Tommy Shanks...

He also tried to ensure that Penny Marshall’s life ended with her continuing to live...

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