I really wish Roy’s wife’s name was Crack...
Preparation Heche
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My dog told me that.
Honestly, Placido Domingo deserves those votes more than Placido Polanco does...
They’ll end up playing two Chris Cornell songs instead...
It’s also worth noting that Rose got all of those hits while sporting perhaps the most egregious hair cut the world has ever seen...
Yeah, that pales in comparison to the number of vehicles they sold between 1939 and 1945...
NO, NOT THAT FACE PALM EMOJI! The one that looks like Alan Dershowitz...
Silver lining: the next time one of my students misspells “led” (which is almost always), I can make them feel better by telling them that, hey, Ja Rule makes the same mistake too — and he’s a millionaire!
Yeah but...was Laimbeer wearing his terrifying (yet iconic) Lecter face mask when he criticized Mitchell’s performance?
Entertainment editor at Architectural Digest sounds like something straight out of Joseph Heller’s Catch 22...
It’s perfect that he won a bracelet playing fucking seven card stud...
That legitimately made me laugh out loud.
HEY!
He’s awfully wrong for a Canadian too. Canadian bacon is not ham; it’s peameal or back bacon. Ham in Canada is, of course...ham.
There must be something wrong with her if she’s willing to marry someone in the Mets organization...
Anyone from Newfoundland will tell you that it’s great for storing naval beef...
The IP address originated in Pepe Silvia, so you might be on to something...
I personally don’t think Nash is a Hall of Famer, but it’s worth noting that his 400+ goals came during a period when goals were at a premium. If he scored 400 goals during the 1980s, he definitely shouldn’t get in, but 400 goals during the 2000s is a different matter altogether...
Not one person has mentioned dates, the crack cocaine of fruit...