That’s Weird Al’s parody of Frank Zappa’s “Plastic People,” right?

He’s from Toronto. He was obviously giving a shoutout to fellow Torontonian Geddy Lee...

I’ll not have you besmirch the good name of Dr. Phineas Goodell!!!

Why would anyone bow down before a photo of a guy who looks like he’s cutting a fart?

Oh man, his apartment must be crawling with trim...

You’re just jealous ‘cuz Superman II didn’t get nominated for shit...

Tomorrow I’m going to walk around my neighborhood muttering “wall is wall” to myself, over and over again...

This scenario is written in pig’s blood on your bedroom wall, isn’t it?

Unfortunately, Gritty also puts seats in his butt...

To this day I still use “balloon ball” as a mantra whenever I’m about to get crushed by a piece of heavy machinery...

His appearances on Letterman were amazing. He’s the only comedian to get laughs by getting angry at the audience whenever he got laughs...

I subscribed to it, but then a few weeks later I started receiving pop-ups begging me to subscribe to the Deadspin newsletter’s newsletter...

The black guy from Night Court?!?!?

I’d probably listen to Iron Maiden’s Seventh Son of a Seventh Son too...

And then Perfect Strangers’ predecessor, Seeing Things..

Now you need to watch the SCTV parody of The Godfather...

A disagreement over homemade wine? Is this guy a Depression-era hobo?

Hey, Horace’s middle age paunch was crowding the plate. Gotta plunk him...

Now he’s a celebrated artist and Gail to Michelle Obama’s Oprah...

He’s the type of person who would be the first to be strung up on a lamp post during the French Revolution.