“...’Cheers’ was good, ‘Night Court’ was not particularly.”

Yeah, but 82% of those non-Americans are Belgians.

Cumblr...

I wish the final year was worth $4.20 million...

Cowboy Junkies?

Lucic would be lucky to get a gig playing hockey in Northern Ireland...

He’s got the rape angle down too!

Oh great! Who’s going to work on the Penske file now?!?!

Doesn’t Lucy have enough troubles fighting off Scientologists due to her pro-psychiatry views?

He looks like the grandson of Ian Faith, Spinal Tap’s manager...

There is an exact number, but the pledgemaster would be cool if you just said 420 or 69...

Wrong host of “Coach’s Corner”...

Too late to fix it too. One thing I miss about disqus is that you could at least edit your comments...

“Ricky Jay penetrates a watermelon”

Sorry that should have said “Friday or Monday.” A holiday that falls regularly on a Saturday would be cruel...

Serious questions from a Canadian: why do you guys hold Thanksgiving on a Thursday? Do you get Thursday off and then go back to work on a Friday? Why not just hold it on Friday or Saturday and guarantee yourself an uninterrupted long weekend?

SPOILER ALERT: she gets hit in the temple by a line drive during a softball tournament...

To be honest, I don’t really have a horse in this race, as I don’t give a shit about Drake or Pusha T. I was just curious about how fame and status shapes these sort of things in hip-hop circles...

Doesn’t Drake win by virtue of the fact that he plays in hockey arenas and stadiums, whereas Pusha T is playing at the Danforth Music Hall?

I forgot about Hawk the Slayer.