For those of you who can't read Russian, "Госуда́рственный гимн Росси́йской Федера́ции" = "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"…

Like Charlie Penith…

Alright then. It was nice chatting with you…

I am not…

Poor Merkin…

Remember when Lady Gaga was interested in Chris Brown's bullshit?

"…the irony of the fact that the guy who is most responsible for this shit is also the one who wants to nuke the comments sections from orbit seems completely lost on them…"

And don't get me started on his fucking turtleneck!

He's currently serving as some sort of bizarre art installation in Jeffrey Loria's home…

Yeah, we're forgetting that the Red Sox would have found a way to screw it up, even if Buckner did make that play…

FUN FACT: Russ Ortiz was once traded for a merkin…

I hope they move that team up to Montreal (even though I know it'll never happen). I'd love to see Toronto and Montreal in the same division…

I heard that Steve Bartman got some licks in too!

If anything, you should put them in the same room and make them kiss each other…

It sounds like it was written by my 70-year-old aunt who knows nothing about baseball…

This is what's always bothered my about the nonsense that sprang up over Fisk's home run in the 1975 World Series. Way to win game 6 in a dramatic fashion! Oh, and way to shit the bed in game 7 —- the one that actually mattered…

FUN FACT: Bill Buckner was the outfielder who climbed to the top of the fence when Hank Aaron broke Ruth's all-time home run record.

Bartman had already worked the previous 3 games! What was Dusty Baker thinking?!?!

Oakland's park has room enough in its foul territory to build a brand new field…

Alex Gonzalez — former Blue Jay. He was an excellent short stop, but that ball ate him up…