The Blue Angels got pissed off when Yeager referred to them as "a bunch of lit farts"….

Five years ago, yes. But now you'd have to remove the "But I laughed" part…

Preparation Heche….poops….pants….

Yesterday, I made reference to you in another comment thread.

And it was big news for years….

Terrible.

Why was the word "tainted" placed in quotation marks in the second paragraph?

I wonder if his imaginary fiancee knows Ricky Coogin's imaginary daughter…

Count Erpoint, I served with Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind. I knew Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind. Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind was a friend of mine. Count Erpoint, you're no Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind…

My wife took me to small claims court immediately after we consummated the marriage.

Former Writer at the AV Club

Pffft! New Mexico? I prefer Mexico Classic…

I don't even own a divorce!

No!

You were wrong.

Yeah, but if anyone can figure out how to do it, it's Pickle…

Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription is…more pan flute!

Hard to tell, but that makes a bit more sense…

That…that's an interesting interpretation…

Interestingly enough, I thought the book was shit (and I'm a HUGE fan of McCarthy). However, the film is goddamn amazing. It keeps getting better every time I see it…