That black turtleneck put out one of the greatest performances in the history of film…

No, but they do end it…

Even Nazi Fuck?

To be fair, more than half of Troy Aikman's concussions came about because he spent much of the offseason stunning himself with a ball-peen hammer…

Soon it will be known only as "Hurty Brainy Ball"…

Mark my words, we're gonna miss it when football players no longer die of heat exhaustion during practice…

Also "greased up, split assholes"….

YES! YES! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YES!!!

Not with that attitude…

Oh man, I'm confused here. Which Homer Simpson avatar is the real Homer Simpson?

Pffft! That man's never played a down in his life!

You better apologize. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!!!!

That's how it came up, actually. I saw something about how Moustakis was on pace to break the record…

Speaking of the Royals, I learned the other day that the record for the most home runs in a single season by a member of the Royals is 36 (Steve Balboni). I know that Kaufman Stadium is a hitter's park, but that's insane. I can understand not having anyone hit 50 home runs in a season, but 40 home runs?

She stole the teeveeee….

Back in the late-90s, much of Canada operated under Shania Law….

Now the poor bastard's hooked on Mountain Dew!

^^^2nd best comment of the year^^^

How about Married to Mormons in the Mob?

And never had any run-ins with the law. Let's all remember that…