There's nothing funny about Steve Blass disease…

I'm thinking of buying one of those steel sheds you see advertised on TV. How durable are they?

soft-shelled Gamera?

Maybe someone tipped off the turtle and she decided to go back to that same spot just to fuck with your friend…

He was on the fence for the longest time…

And he doesn't know what England is…

And he doesn't know what England is…

Don't…don't fight it. Your mom is a farting slut. Just…just accept it and move on…

The Chinese knew better than to fuck with the Vietnamese…

Oh, I see why you're confused. He used go by the name of "Mike" Stanton…

Angry baby be truthin'…

That's $93 million per name!

The highest paid black actor last year was Idris Elba. He made $4200…

"Plus, I really have zero diplomacy."

My biggest regret as a guitarist involved a decision to buy either a solid state amp (the Fender M80) or a tube amp (the Fender Princeton). I went with the M80 because the Princeton was more expensive. I used the M80 for about 20 years, but I never got a good sound out of it…

No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly. He was later killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin….

You spineless turd. I'm siding with Grunka Lunka because he diminished cleek's argument by using the word "duh"…

But in this ever changing world in which we live in…

Sounds like Mohd is going to have no trouble adjusting…

Kinja is the list…