They're waiting until Trump starts using vagina eggs to comment…

CAN

Nah. Even God can admit that Lucifer is cool as fuck…

Hey now! There's no need to drag Hume Cronyn into this!

Your use of an exclamation point suggests that you're referencing Steve Brule's normal, ebullient phrasing. However, I prefer the softer version —- the one where his disembodied head whispers it while hovering in the background…

And "anywhere in the developed world"…

Proof positive that the televised version of The AV Club is a pussy hair away from being cancelled?

No. You blame Dave Matthews…

Ben Ghazi was great in The Big Lebowski…

Job? He was asking you out on a date…

1941 should get some consideration as well…

I did. Three hours later he flew a plane into my house…

Are we sure it's not Cinecraft's fault though?

He died over 2000 years ago, Cliffy…

I don't know. A study out of Belgium just confirmed that 49 is a "pretty good" age to die via a 25 foot fall…

Still waiting on a dumpster variation though…

I hope you saw a doctor about that…

I read the New Yorker pretty much every day, but their house style always annoys me. They use way too many commas, and I hate when they add a diaeresis (an umlaut, basically) to words like "cooperate."

So are you saying that "Catain America" isn't an ironic username?

That's when I ask, "How do you read a paragraph with no words?"