I'll make things happen.

I say they get Yankees first baseman Chris Carter to write them. It couldn't get any stupider, could it?

Duchovny was paid entirely in lube…

He's ok. You're ok. We're all ok, man.

I'm aware of that —- I'm actually going to see them next week here in Toronto. But I was referring to King Crimson as a unit, much like how Pink Floyd continued to be Pink Floyd after Syd Barrett and Roger Waters left the band…

But also the most competent accounting firm…

I hope Power Trip doesn't have the best metal album so far, because that's some garden variety shit…

I'm thinking there's some sort of Indecent Proposal situation going down…

I was kind of hoping he'd hire the same dude who acted as his double on The Eric Andre Show…

It's so good that it would actually prevent the world from ending…

He ain't no Rory Calhoun, I can tell ya that much!

The same applies to any photo of Judd Nelson…

Murdered by Anderson Bruford Wakemen Howe fanboys…

I just wahed my ass with an old dish towel…

And they're still touring 40+ years later. That's one helluva downfall…

From my cold, dead asshole!

Not a surprise…

You have watched that movie. It's called Smokey and the Bandit 3…

At this point, I'd be happy striking copper with this gag…

How did you know? HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!