Oarah Vessica Oarker…

Man, can that dude mumble!

UNGGGHHH!

Is the bridge a fixer-upper? Also, what kind of property taxes are we talkin' about here?

I wanted to go with "Wienergate" but was shouted down at the press club…

That's one mean mama…

Since this is the third time this phrase has been uttered in the comments, we can expect Gordon Jump to magically appear any second now…

I just posted the exact same comment too…

As god is my witness, I thought weiners could fly…

Garah Jessica Iarker…

Much appreciated!

I can't read your comment because I'm dead!

Will Han and Chewie end up fucking at some point? Because that's a bit of a deal breaker for me…

So you're saying that Richard Marquand is Irvin Kershner's non-union Welsh equivalent?

This is as good a time as any to point out that NBA power forward Serge Ibaka's name, when spoken quickly, sounds quite a bit like Sir Chewbacca…

If that's their choice, they don't deserve a spot in the lifeboat…

I was always under the impression that they were just yelling out the name of their favorite Van Halen album…

"Aww, my Walmart flyer is ruined. Could this day get any fucking worse?"

Hey, everyone! Check out Neil Peart over here!

Yeah, but the new life jackets replaced the wood blocks with nitroglycerin…