Someone please call 911! I think I'm having a heart attack!

"The Underside of Power" sounds like The Animals in certain sections…

Sure ya did, rummy!

And then play Snafu on an Intellivision…

The Cooniverse…

Combining food and toilets always throws me for a loop. For instance, I feel like gagging whenever I see Billy Bob Thornton throw that turkey leg in the toilet in Bad Santa…

Shwing!

Do they live inside of your head too?

I just called the Thought Guardian Angels…

Yes?

Fuckin'-a bubba!

No doubt about that. It would be nuts. Sarah Palin's "death panels" would seem absolutely quaint in comparison. In the end, though, some feathers are going to have to be ruffled. I guess I'm just bothered by the fact that the Democrats are a bit too risk averse when it comes to major policy issues. They got burnt by…

That's assuming that insurance companies are going to be dismantled by a universal system. Many countries with universal coverage have systems that mix both private and public insurance. In my country, Canada, private health insurance is still around. It's not as powerful as it would be if we adopted the American…

I hope the incrementalist approach actually works, but I don't think it will. There aren't too many countries in the world who achieved universal health care in such a tentative manner…

Nice try, Johnny. You're still an asshole…

I'll take three of yas. You can sleep in my shed. But don't let me catch you dickin' around with my lawn mower!

Part of the problem is that the party that should be pushing for universal healthcare doesn't have the balls (or perhaps the desire) to actually support it. The best the Democrats can do is rally around Obamacare, a piece of shit program —- sorry, but it's true —- that was dreamed up by Republicans…

John Kruk?

Not enough actual lords..

Cormac McCarthy played a role in that one too…