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When in doubt, it's a Simpsons reference…

Perhaps more importantly, does the streetwear company ever come into existence?

Now I'm imagining 4 inch tall versions of Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson talking to each other in high-pitched, squeaky voices…

Geocities racism was just so…twinkly…

That Mitchell and Webb Look also has a recurring sketch featuring a tiny office…

That entire scene with Uncle Jeff was fucking awful…

Thanks Obama!

Inside, yes. Outside it's fucking hideous…

A baby with gout. What a country!

He replaced it with the opening riff from "Seek and Destroy" anyway…

Don't congratulate him. He gained 130 lbs two years later…

Sam Barsanti is actually 30 miles northeast of Sam Bantonio…

No worries.

Three words: farting teddy bear…

Don't forget the "Our Page View Sugar Daddy Just Died and Now We're Going Out of Business" articles…

I just hope they keep covering this hot, new dance punk act known as "Donald Trump"…

That's because Meatloaf is pasty, fat, and rich…

My comment was not meant to be taken seriously.

I heard rumblings about E. Buzz Miller faking his own death, but I wasn't able to get any details. What was that all about?

What does that last statement mean?