Oh man, I read the last few sentences of your comment in the voice of Waylon Jennings —- specifically his voice-over work on The Dukes of Hazzard…

It was interesting seeing her character not act totally skittish and insane…

She'll probably end up dying before she even has a chance to settle…

Don't listen to @avclub-d8d0b8c0be8d8d7536658ddccd36f0e2:disqus. The world most definitely is Baywatch Nights…

Yeah. And he stole it from Steve Allen!

I thought all the horns were in New Orleans…

Fucking Jeff Porcaro on drums!

And Pepe the Frog is just a contemporary version of the Keep On Truckin' dude…

Muhammad Ali too…

Yes, but we have to keep in mind that The Archmage of the Aether is a dirty Canadian…

He makes Katy Perry look like…I don't know…someone with talent?

"Your honor, now that we've proven that Mr. Cosby is not guilty of sexually assaulting Ms. Costand, the defense will now sit down with a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up."

"Dude, this is not ComicCon."

I don't know. I've heard that the jury is still out on science…

Bad Company had to go and ruin it for everyone!

She was raised an evangelical. It's definitely two things…

Or Julius and Ethel Rosenberg…

And the other 50% are dead…

And added an extra space between each paragraph…

Mr. President, do I still get paid?