preparationheche--disqus
Preparation Heche
preparationheche--disqus

They've totally got a copy editor on staff, but you wouldn't know her because she lives in Niagara Falls…

FUN FACT: in Russia 1 million rubles is known as a "barney"…

You mean besides the fact that he was a city-dwellin' homosexual egghead?

Don't even think about trying to take on Big Nut…

It is a state of mind…

Spatter = no tarp required.

Get the puppets…

Not enough tits…

If his name's Clarence Pennington, please stop. He owes me twelve bucks…

I still can't get over the fact that someone actually named a brand of cookies "Hydrox." That's household bleach, not a tasty snack…

Is death cake a possibility?

Give me back my inhaler!!!

And help Nacho out too…

The last part of my comment makes clear that I was playing the role of annoying pedant. But thanks for being a dick anyway…

And yet he still didn't change "than" to "then." I can accept his attempt to besmirch the reputation of a rape victim, but if there's one thing I won't stand for it's improper word choice…

Richard Gere has Cameron beat. He does a turducken thing with both a pig's head and a gerbil…

What were you wearing when the rats started chewing out your eyes?

Robin Camp. He also kept referring to the victim as "the accused" throughout much of the trial…

I hear she doesn't move her arms when she walks either…