As Yakov Smirnoff used to say, "What a country!"

I'm glad you put the umlaut over the "e". If you hadn't done that, she'd send her "team" after you…

The crickets left too…

Down…down below?

"…this wasn't approved by me or my team…"

Wow. If that's not a sign of how bad popular music had become in 1999, I don't know what is…

Serious question: what if someone yells out "Free Bird"?

And maybe, every once in awhile, admit that, yeah, sometimes it is usual…

"Oh no, the guitarist sprained his wrist! Sit tight, folks. This is going to be a long night."

Less talk, more gawk!

Well, there goes my theory that you're Skeet Ulrich…

Way to conveniently ignore all the cops that get shot by dogs…

Yes, yes. It's all a rich tapestry…

Dear heavens! Zack now looks like Russell Martin!

Afewthings, I served with Horsefellow. I knew Horsefellow. Horsefellow was a friend of mine. Afewthings, you're no Horsefellow…

"Gwar are a bunch of aliens that just hate all humans in general."

And Gwar stole it from Alice Cooper!

Those MONSTERS!

We knew your name was George. It was written in shit on the wall behind you…

Make sure you clean up afterwards…