FUN FACT: if you dial that number in Los Angeles you'll end up talking to Tommy Tune…

AKA Paul McCartney…

One word (sort of): poptimism…

What about "Feel Good Hit of the Summer" by QOTSA? It says "summer" right in the name!

And Molly Hatchet!

Not according to Bachelor Party…

Her tech was chock full of Hedy goodness…

Tennesseein' is Tennebelievin'…

Ed Begley's great in that…

You probably shouldn't join us then…

Yeah, I'm really interested to see what he does with a full album's worth of songs. I think he only played on one song on the last album…

Divorce, murder. I'm cool with either, man…

WHAT?!?!?!?

He had to postpone it. When Xenu comes a callin', you gots to accept the charges…

We all know you're lying. You've never bought an old favorite on vinyl in your life!

Leave him alone! He's "that guy," for christ's sake!

I never left the 20s.

If you play the Jeff Tweedy video and the Coldplay video simultaneously, it sounds a lot like "Symptom of the Universe" by Black Sabbath…

As far as I'm concerned, the only thing Danzig's done in the past 25 years is appear on Aqua Teen and get knocked out in a very public manner…

The solution to your problem is rather simple: divorce your wife…