Good on you for making it to the end of the list. I got dehydrated and passed out before I could get through that massive wall of text…

You just did!

Nazi Punks Fuck Off?

Not when he's lying unconscious on the floor after pushing a security guard at one of his concerts…

Dr. San couldn't hack it…

It's a quality phone…

See also: MacGruber (2010)…

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.

Oh, I ain't talkin' about pets…

And I do…

Dude, I was referring to the scene in Pet Semetary when the kid (Gage?) fell out of the coffin…

How do you feel when little dead kids fall out of their coffins?

It's real. And it's fantastic.

The dude looks like one of the lesser members of Cobra Kai in The Karate Kid…

There was also the episode where Scott Thompson's character died of AIDS.

That's funny cuz the girl next door to me has no hair and a swastika tattooed on her skull…

You mean Hep C, right?

Jarah Fessica Karker?

Have you considered sucker punching him just as he starts going on about his short game?

"Quit being a pussy, Jerry. We all know that diabetes isn't a real disease."