The scene where Kim falls asleep in her car got me thinking that she'd make an awesome Vulcan. A lady Spock, if you will…

It wasn't the lyrics that I found lazy; it was the boring, repetitive melody. Reznor is capable of much better…

I remember when I first heard "The Perfect Drug," thinking that it was one of the laziest choruses Reznor had ever written…

Red Dead Consumption.

Your comment reminds me of one of my favorite entries from Letterman's Top Ten list. Top Ten things Abraham Lincoln would say if he were alive today:

I think you meant to write, "Yeah, do what you gotta do, f*ggots!"

Yes. An alarming amount, really…

In related news, I won't be buying a PS4 until Spring 2018…

And rape…

Ha! Bull's wearing a wig meant for a lady!

If her message wasn't so long, I'd consider writing it on my bedroom wall in shit —- superfluous commas and all!

Fixed!

And the Mayor of Los Angeles in The Naked Gun.

Now CHUDS —- they like to fucking party…

And monkey testosterone, strangely enough…

I can't believe that Candlebox was still playing music as recently as 5 years ago…

Thanks for the feedback…

The monkey testosterone worked for Jim Galvin too! He held the single season record for pistol whipping fans until Ty Cobb broke it in 1912…

'Twas a joke, sir…

Let's not forget Raging Cashgrab…