You lie! You lie like a goth who claims that he loves to party!

They're still worried about the cracks that are developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance…

Just like charlie don't surf, goths don't party…

Maybe it's a broccoli-related mishap…

Also, "Shortest Straw" by Metallica…

An excellent guitar player with the worst tone in the world…

So smooth. That's what makes his solos difficult to emulate. I can play many of his solos, but in another, more accurate way, I can't play his solos…

The solos on "Another Brick in the Wall, pt. II" and "Money" are pretty great too…

I'm not a huge fan of Big Sugar, but the guitar solo in "If I Had My Way" (starts at the 3:42 mark) is magnificent:

Wow. I can't say I've ever read a student paper with such a "bold" thesis. The worst I've seen is a paper on Watergate in which the student thought that FDR rather than Nixon green lit the wiretap and the subsequent cover up…

Donaldlo Grump!

It's not a big deal or anything, but this "millions are made up of hundreds of thousands" argument is a bit strange. After all, millions are made up of tens and hundreds too. Regardless, I apologize for being snarky, but I teach history at the university level, so I'm a bit wary whenever I see the German death count…

Once they're down, play "Fourth of July" and watch them fully submit to all that Sabbathy goodness…

You know who turned into a walking corpse 35 years ago. Mick Mars.

My dad pissed off his teachers by wearing an Al Jolson t-shirt to school…

On a brighter note, that reference makes it very easy to determine when exactly this book was written. Most authors would kill to write something that instantly dates itself…

Hundreds of thousands of people? 16-year-old you must not have being paying attention in your history classes…

Nathan had the temerity to write about things that were actually relevant to the mandate of this website. Good riddance, schmuck!

That man's never smoked a cigarette in his life!

More like "incompetence, baby, incompetence"…