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"Again with the holocaust jokes?"

When doing shots with John Candy, Robert Crane would constantly say, "Here's your Crane shot, Johnny!"

There's no light! There's only fire!

"I'm making my lunch!"

The same!

"If the younger Crane cannot say enough terrible things about the monster he depicts as his father’s slave-master and possible murderer, he cannot say enough nice things about John Candy."

Alright, so the background of this website is white. Why, then, would you use light grey lettering in the captions?

Live by committee, die by committee…

Bluegrass legend Picky Buttclubbers?

Every article posted on this website…

We're living in amazing times…

Now, now. Cinnamon does at least have some redeemable features…

FIRST THE FONT CHANGE, NOW THIS!!!!

No, thank you. I prefer Old Sporin…

*** picks up stack of PWR BTTM photos Peter Parker left on his desk and looks at them for several minutes ***

Yeah, but that's only like 13% of them…

Meh. I prefer anthropological thrillers…

Or a cock…

Thank god it's not "that popcorn homo"…