It's also a bit silly. Chuck would be able to notice a phone sitting in his pocket. A battery, however, isn't going to be noticed…

FUCK YOU, I QUIT!

Luke and Sam are way more timeless than Ned though. People still name their kids Luke and Sam. Ned, not so much…

All of them. He pulled a Peter Sellers…

Howard hasn't seen a brown-skinned man since his grandparents bought one…

Your honor, do I still get paid?

Wait until you read the other 28 comments this guy's made, worded in the exact same manner. Then you'll see the light…

Trah?

Michael Caine also played the cane in Citizen Kane…

If I were friends with Chuck, I'd give him a copy of Eat, Pray, Love.

On a more positive note, it looks like Chuck has found a better conditioner since he abandoned the music industry for the law…

The show's been on for years, but I still laugh every time I remember that Game of Thrones has a character named "Ned"…

Yeah, Ernesto…

Soon your minds will be like steel traps. With the…bloody foot of law inside it.

It didn't help that you answered every question by simply drawing a swastika…

I thought it was a biography of the Associated Press…

Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge…

We are all a pack of fickle mush heads!

This is a very literal response to a comment that shouldn't be taken literally. It was a joke —- it doesn't really require any further thought.

Articles on the AV Club haven't been "getting any editorial attention" for a few years now…