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Not with that attitude…

Gotta get the guac!

I'd have more respect for the writers if Hector just had a stroke all on his own…

Man, I hope they refer to him as "Chuckles" during the hearing…

In New Mexico, for instance, pre-trial diversions are routinely held at Arby's…

Paging June Allyson…

His curve ball definitely did…

Yeah, that's a damn shame. I always hated the A's during their late-80s run (I'm a Blue Jays fan), but their organization deserves better at this point. Plus, I'd love to see them get a new stadium —- if only to cut down on the ridiculous number of pop-ups in foul territory that end up being outs…

Or they "get the hook"…

That's right. And Zito won the Cy Young award that year too. So basically they had the best overall player and the best pitcher on that team. I realize the other 23 players play a role too, but if your team takes the two most important awards in baseball, your odds of making the playoffs are pretty damn good…

Seriously, the film made it look like the entire pitching staff was made up of prison league hurlers…

And everyone conveniently forgets that those A's teams had Barry Zito, Mark Mulder, and Tim Hudson in their primes!

Can any of us top Barsanti's gem: "Fox sends Pitch back to the dugout…"

The same way you get to Carnegie Hall.

There was also a wormhole on sieves…

Not a Supertramp fan, huh?

Now you're on the trolley!

He's such a Carrie!

Bart was familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda. I don't mean to be pedantic, but screwing up your Simpsons references around here is a bootable offence…