Nah, leek soup…

You, the fans…

No worries. It's an It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia reference.

Focused on bird law, huh?

All the groove was pushed out of my heart by a whole lot of arterial plaque…

Oh, I didn't know that was the name of the game. I thought it was an abbreviation…

Sorry if this is a stupid question, but what is FTL?

He's an even more pathetic version of Matthew McConaughey's character in Dazed and Confused…

And here I am thinking that he was doing it solely for the love of pasta…

Joe Estevez's BABIP is through the roof!

Rack. Heh…

He also played a homeless rickshaw thief in Seinfeld…

I like to think of both Canada and the US as being Mexico's beer belly…

I think you're on to something.

Wow! He must be rich!

I'd recognize that ass anywhere…

And, of course, Lazlo in Real Genius…

And Napolean's girlfriend…

He's making me long for the days when Tarkovski's AD used to comment here…

Of course you'd say that…