"…and especially about An American Carol, truly one of the most misconceived films of all time."

Now think how pathetic is that they re-posted it on April 19th, 2017. Just when you thought the AV Club couldn't sink any lower…

Show me potato salad!

So I guess your grandmother was a liar…

We all are…

Once finished he looked down
Its contents were brown
Now where's a good place he can chuck it?

Let's face it: Gen Xers were probably the last group of people who had a chance of appreciating Peanuts en masse.

Sure it wasn't NPR?

Did the guy from Ween change his name to Daniel Lopatin?

Actually, Marah almost never plays devil's advocate in this column…

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And that he once took a shit in a bucket…

DON'T YOU EVER CONTRADICT ME IN FRONT OF ALL THESE AV CLUB ASSHOLES!!!!

This is a weird comment. Plenty of "sensational individuals" have died of natural causes…

Do you know what would help you forget about America's widespread prescription drug problem?

Yes, but if there ever was going to be a famous musician who was also a chocolate factory owner, it would be Prince…

Well, Mace Windu says "motherfucker" a lot…

They offered him a solid healthcare plan…

Meh. He would have crushed it himself while trying to "fly" one of his fucking planes…

Chewie also didn't like her use of the n-word down on Hoth…