That "island planet" you speak of is known as Hedonism II, and you will address it as such…

Better than that fat fuck Porkins!

Queensryche's best song!

Otherwise known as Star Wars: Now It's A True Sausage Party Edition…

Or maybe Hamill can crash his car into Ford's plane…

To be fair, Abrams thought that Hamill would be busy shooting the long-awaited sequel to Corvette Summer…

Um, nanu nanu…

His name is Brook Jacoby. Remember it. He'll soon be fired…

Rick Moranis was born and raised in Toronto.

I knew, even back then, that his science was too tight…

Yes, but have you ever heard David St. Hubbins sing like a monkey?

Or Gavin…

Cherry comment, brohan!

Less Cox! More rocks!

Cake is the laziest way to hear a cover of "I Will Survive"…

Pffft! Probably got an intern to post it for him…

Hey, everyone! Check out this guy who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room!

He's not going to respond to you. He's a fucking TV star, for christ's sake!

I was hoping that Max would emerge from the basement spouting gibberish with his cock hanging out…

"…does Homeland attract a larger percentage than most shows of people who feel compelled to come here and say 'I haven't watched since season 2' or 'People still watch this show?'"