No.

That's because you're too sexist to see them!

And a copy of Suicidal Tendencies' "Institutionalized"….

Steely Dan did it first!

"…is written in a bias perspective."

That is exactly how I was introduced to him too. And then a couple years later the band I was in was playing "Are You Gonna Go My Way" at every gig. I didn't mind his music back then, but "Are You Gonna Go My Way" always annoyed me…

That cover of "American Woman" is so goddamn awful. I mean, his version somehow managed to remove all the soul out of a song that was written by a bunch of white dudes from Winnipeg (one of whom was a Mormon). That is a huge fucking accomplishment…

Lenny Kravitz mentioned in the same breath as Prince? Christ, that's insulting…

Hey now! Let's not badmouth Liberty University. They've got a world class welding program…

You should. 2 Canticles for 2 Leibowitz is great!

"Why don't you just give him the queen?!?!"

You should probably quit smoking…

Yeah, the seat of a car with a hose running from the exhaust pipe to the driver's side window…

Listen to this Al Jolson song. It'll change your life…

The only one to own his own drums…

[places index finger under his nose] "Uh…this Pearl Jam song sounds like a yak in heat!"

Like Pearl Jam…

The beard stays! You go!

They damn well better!

Yeah, but "Bertonia" is funnier than St. Albert…