"…and one guy in high school calling him a “has-been” in front of an entire class."

The horse be truthin'—-this is worth celebrating. But then again, they could have created a comment system that sprays liquid shit in my face and it would still be better than the monstrosity they cooked up last week…

Aw man…I love Family Guy…

Fucking Norwegians!

First black manager to win the World Series…

Can someone tell me how to do the spoiler tag?

And while you're at it, bring back AfterMASH…

I've found that pornography gives me all the answers I need…

He's just holding a mirror up to society…

Nancy Cartwright is a talented voice actor…

Tim Conway…

Thanks for that "?permalink=true" trick. It makes reading the comments here so much less shitty…

I watched a couple episodes (on CMT of all places) a few weeks ago. It's a supremely awful television show…

EL SANTO'S GETTIN' LAID!!!!!

Yeah? Well I spent $92 at Neiman Marcus on collard jeans!

Quinn's lung capacity is great for someone who has recently been subjected to a poison gas attack…

See also: rainy days and Mondays…

That's Klugman, you knave!

In the comics Jerry dies in a cobbler-related mishap…

But other than that, how did you like the play, Mrs. Lincoln?