"Nice jumping attack for some reason, Donatello."

Richard has a dick nose…

I was yanking your chain, ya tool!

Strangely enough, that's the same one I use. I think I'm going to have to do some tinkering…

No shit. This new system is just bonkers. And I read this site on a PC for the most part. I can't imagine how small the comments are gonna look when you read them on, say, a smart phone…

What one do you use?

I figured it out. My adblocker was blocking it for some reason.

Which is what I have. When I click on a Newswire item, there is no balloon icon or comment button on the page…

If that was the case, I would have been prevented from commenting decades ago…

So are we not allowed to comment on Newswire items anymore?

Zinfandellers? Those sandal-wearing goldfish-tenders?!?!

In fact, they're appeeling his baby off the road…

Yes, bottled worms are so much better…

FLAGGED (for racism)

No, Senator Hindsight replaced Hugh Downs on 20/20…

I am.

"I'm a dead-eyed c*nt."

Apropos of nothing, do you know where I can buy a good used computer?

Ha! That baby's a fucking loser!

But…but…but the sign said they were several thousand miles away from America…