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Wait - - what?

Ew to wearing it into a public bathroom and subway. That's like bringing your bedding into... a... public bathroom... and... subway...

What is it about mega cities that makes them so alluring...

Holy shit, why is 1997 so ghetto looking??

What do you do with the underwear afterwards, except look like a pedophile getting rid of or hoarding evidence?

Never heard of him either. Unless the SHIT my neighbour drives me insane with is this douche. Chances are I just hate ALL music that incessantly goes

Fruitiggy!

Ugh.

Please take an ESL class.

You really like man nip.

They don't know one black guy between 'em all?

A HEE HEE! SH'MONA!

Instantly recognizable, well done!

More than a dozen more than a dozen more than a dozen more than a dozen more than

You are a baby penguin, after all.

I still haven't bought this yet! The hell is my problem?

I know. Imagine calling it that while the wet sound of balls slapping cooch plays rhythmically.

Make levels based on Slayer's Reign in Blood. Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh NUH nuh nuh nuh NUH nuh ANGEL OF DEATH! Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh NUH

Girls give sex for love, guys give love for sex. I was 7 years old when I learned that.

Not diggin' the main character's face. You're a viking fer crying out loud, enjoy yourself.