Watching this was so damn cathartic. I laughed so hard at this. More than I usually do at these honest trailers. Seriously, how did a studio like Bungie think they could get away with this? Oh...wait. I know.

The Georgia Weedwacker Debacle?

That could have been a real massacre.

I used to feel this in previous apartments - you're not alone! Then one day, lo' and behold, I found a cluster of cottages (like standalone, nobody touching your walls/ceilings/floors) up for rent for LESS $ than my previous big-building apartments, and closer to my work. It is absolutely glorious, and the best of…

"Chip Morningstar."

I'm a member of a sketch group called Sketchbomb that does basically the same thing. We come up with some crazy idea or random words and everyone does their best take on it. We don't have winners and losers, but it's always good fun. Combining a WWE wrestler and a Marvel villain has been a personal favorite so…

My wife was a juvenile diabetic and my folks tried to talk me out of marrying her because of the long term health issues. There were many times I had to nurse her through issues, but we were together for 30 years before cancer got her. If you love someone the health issues are secondary, just another hurdle to deal…

"Need a hitman to take out my family! Know anyone? #LOL #Don'tcallthecops"

You certainly win my vote for the most literal answer.

I met a wonderful girl with an auto immune disorder. I waited until she had surgery to help it before i proposed. She got healthy, we got married. It is EXTREMELY difficult to have a partner who is sick, weak and generally unable to do stuff for long, random periods that cannot be planned for.

But that "hard" doesn't mean "impossible". Nailing jello to a tree is impossible; everything else is just very difficult.

In all fairness, it wasn't exactly hard to predict that removing features previous entries in the franchise had would piss off some people. I mean, this is the Internet: people get angry for fun here.

It's obvious, she's searching for clothes.

I have recently taken a step back and re-read some of the things I have posted over the years in 'product vs. product discussions' and decided to stop caring about what people like or don't like. Changing someone's personal preference to your own is like trying the sun from rising.

People like things for different…

I really don't mean this as a jab at you, Yannick, but what is the point in these articles? We all know that a high-end PC is going to run/look better than a console, so what is the benefit in saying "Yep, this game too follows the convention that literally every other game follows." It's kind of just like posting an…

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

Those aren't glitches. They're unintended features.

Happiest gal in Rapture?

Between red and blue are shades of purple, not grey, Kirk.
Christ, do your research, would you kindly?