Remember that guy who climbed the WTC?

Yeah, I'm pretty damn sure they based that aspect of gameplay on the fact that, yes, people can free-climb walls.

I don't need a computer to hate you.

Daily. I share breathing air with you people.

Ah, the bondage of matrimony.

Oh, I thought there was something seriously wrong with the world. It's okay folks, it's just me. Return to your false idols.

In your dreams, you boob.

...and that translates into what exactly?

You said it.

"Now that you've accomplished so much, what's next with your life?"

Some people really know how to live without a job. Me, I just feel guilt and self-loathing. Guess he had someone else queue for toilet paper.

Remember when you could drop out of the fourth grade and work your way up into a career with no university degree? I don't either, but lots of our parents can.

Next-gen really brings out the douche in that toque.

1. Tobey Macguire.

So did everyone! But a lot of us find ourselves standing asking if they want cheese with that...

I'd like to show some Skyrim shots from my mac :)

If they did this, they wouldn't need to consider putting Mario on iPhone. Put a little blood in Zelda, fer cryin' out loud.

I also have very little ass, which means my spine usually takes the brunt of the load. But I always thought Diminished Gluteal Syndrome was just a joke.

There was an episode of QI (BBC, "Quite Interesting, Hosted by Stephen Fry) I saw that said the best way to sit for your back isn't to sit straight, but by sliding forward, leaning back into the chair. This allows less downward compression of the spine, while maximizing optimum gluteal support. It looks unproductive,…