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= years of intensive therapy.

Where's all the N64 fog and inexplicable rings he HAS to fly through for no reason?

A girl would date a deaf person?! Q-tips! I need Q-tips!

They wanted to give me 30 bucks for my iPad mini. Even damaged, it's worth at least a hunnerd.

I'm probably the furthest behind in games. Haven't played Last of Us yet, Dark Souls 1, or Dishonoured even though I own the last two mentioned. Being poor means I buy games when they are like, 12 bucks, 9.99... rarely spend more than 20. Never understood why people wait in line at midnight on the eve of a console

Looks like Gran Theft Mario. Impressive. Obviously much different take on it from how Nintendo does it. I'm not a Nintendo fan anymore, but there's something hypnotic about the sunnyness of a Mario game. I loved Sunshine because I wanted to live there. But good on this dude and his/her work, the animations are spot

"It's no secret NBC makes significant edits to its tape-delayed broadcasts of Olympic ceremonies."

"...Everything alright in there?"

"...Everything alright in there?"

"On any given day, 300 million of the two billion women and girls of menstruating age across the world will be bleeding."

Everyone loves other cultures until it they do something we aren't accustomed to.

The 80's called. They actually don't want it back because it's a poor homage.

Thanks Harper. And who's the cheeky fuck who put a Timmy's in the background? These are things I don't identify with.

Warning: Incoming game.

"An anti-freezing peptide, Snake, all of the genome soldiers in this exercise are using it."

Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Trans Fat Snake.

Anyone know if Tyreal's voice is the same as Diablo II? Not digging it as much.

These really make me hope my Diablo II Barb, Diablo and Unraveller toys are in a box still, back home. Why oh WHY didn't I take them with me to college?
These are beauties. I heard of a group of people with a 3d printer who you could send your Skyrim save file to and they would print out your character with the very