Ok. You bring a girl home for the first time, and she asks to use you bathroom before sexy times. Now you have to explain the thing in the toilet that, for a moment, scared her and made her think you had a disgusting toilet. You say it's the thing from Return of the Jedi. She says what, you say Star Wars. You end up…

The burned hand teaches best.

A chance at making money playing video games and people resort to this. Probably thought it was a way out of his other problems, instead only made things worse.

Rocky ran up stairs not a hill reference fail

Was that water at the beginning or Donnie Darko? But seriously, very nice. Real too, since a portion of the rock wall in the background could be seen transitioning through its rendering. Horrible water though.

That's the only explanation, you have to experience it. Obviously.

Have Scrabble for iPad. The dictionary sucks big time. If I'm lucky, I might be able to put a two syllable word. No matter what though, the game always say, "hmm, that's good, but here's what you missed" and then suggests a word that most likely fell out of usage 200 years ago, and I can't even look it up in its own…

lmfao

If it doesn't fit the context better than more contemporary options, it isn't the meme's fault.

Yeah, the "lava" was just orange drink.

I'm pretty sure the first Mario game was about a guy trying to catch his girl cheatin' on him and Toadstool was just buying her time while she slipped out the back. Always thought it was strange Toadstool would say she was blowing a bunch of guys in another castle...

Maybe my cartridge was just dusty and need a good…

Bitch was always in another castle. She can whisk.

They probably feel more uncomfortable than you do and have half the social skills. Give them a break.

I'm wondering what XXX PC refers to. "Penis Cramps", mayhaps?

*with tastes.

Playing Diablo 3 for the first time now. Using a barb like I always do when I set out. For me, somewhere after killing the Skeleton King, I'm finding the game to be what I loved about the second game, just pumped up. Once I've been playing a handful of minutes, the graphical differences disappear and I feel the gap…

David Hayter must explain his death scream. It's iconic to the series, and fits because of its weirdness, but is practically alone in its weirdness, and is kinda like the yuragh scream. Its just haunted me that a person can make such a noise.

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As a phormer fotography student, this is nicely taken photo.