I'm gonna go ahead and assume that the health pickups in the original W3D were platters of food, given the era the game came from (haven't played in years), and therefore ask the likelihood of said food being kosher? If that were the case, could you imagine nazi's going around leaving kosher food on the floor in the…

See, this is much more interesting than Twitch. They should give him something for it, and they should start a tradition, see who could beat it.

Nothing a baby does is spot on.

Well, with a name like Zone, you'll get penis-zoned.

The only other car insurance commercial I've masturbated to.

You're an artist, don't apologize.

Saigon whore.

I only worry about money. ;)

I understood the first part of that sentence, and yes, I staunchly believe that. The second part made me feel like a virgin again.

Of course it means because I don't get it, it is worthless!

So, a small minority then think they're making some sort of history. Good use of group collaboration. If I was dense, I'd be playing Pokemon with the rest.

Oh man, Seanbaby! That was the first thing I'd read in EGM every month. Then Hsu and Chan.

Brilliant.

I cared enough to take the time to ask a burning question that's been bothering me: why are so many adults spending time with this game and playing it with tens of thousands of others at the same time as if it was a good thing?

They at least give you a book, right?

Not into spit-roasting a real woman, then?

You're obviously not one of us.