Weird... Is there a sex shop in Riften I don't know about?

Now, you can have your turkey, and eat it too.

It's a juicer!

First-Person.

The 100 Cheerios War.

I'm in if Will Arnett does the voice as Gob.

"Michael..."

WHAT?! The nerve!

I think I've found my niche in life.

During those moments, you look around your room and ask yourself if there's anything else you should be doing, then when it goes back to the girl, you resume.

Yeah, plenty of cock-eye goes on in hetero porn. Makes it difficult for the girl to blink both eyes, but their winking abilities go up.

Men. Using 60% more grey matter than women since the dawn of time.

That's called getting old. You can't force a corollary because you happen to have lived certain circumstances, without knowing the outcome of not having worked at Activision. Plus, it's called Activision, not Retroactivison. If anything, you're eyes should have gotten better. It's called a false silly-jizm, and…

Photons are photons.

I'm gonna leak the fact it will be a terrible movie.

For some reason, it's easier to accept reading it on a screen, in a forum, from the couple of strangers who've taken the time to write. I'd say "why can't I befriend people like you in real life?", but maybe I have. I shall save these posts, don't think I can really afford to forget 'em.

Tax all the things!

Have a cat.