Disgusting.

METS CHIDE BARTOLO COLON FOR EATING LUNCH.

How does this happen? The worst f’ups in the world know to get a few banks of porta-johns when facing an incomplete project and crowds. But the concessions too? Sheesh, someone needs a pink slip.

"We have been getting our tickets stamped and leaving the stadium to piss across the street. That’s takes 5 minutes compared to waiting 45 minutes for the bathroom."

How Starbucks thought this was gonna go.

Because the rest of the game is such a light-hearted laugh riot, right?

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

Mark, bring the Raiders back to their glory days: just use Ask Madden on every play.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

"Yep." - Stevie Wonder

1997 was the last time the Hulkster was relevant.

NO oversized or excessive jewelry

dat burner name doe... .not gud

Is that Axl Rose?

Let's zoom in on that patch:

Swing away Merrel

Flamer Tweets Controversial Picture of Fruit

Butbutbut then EA wouldn't get money as fast.

The money, dude. They need to money the money so they can money.